‘Fear Factor’ gets really, really gross.

donkey dick Fear Factor gets really, really gross.

“Fear Factor’s” latest stunt — serving contestants glasses of donkey semen, with a chaser of urine — had NBC executives living in terror.

Sources close to the production told the gossip site that the network had several meetings over whether or not to include the tasteless taste test in the episode airing Monday. Ultimately, the challenge was allowed to run.

Contestants were apparently required to drink every last drop from both glasses to advance.

The show’s host Joe Rogan had warned the Daily News just before “Fear Factor” returned to the air last month that contestants were in for some stomach turning moments

“I say, in the real world, in a healthy society, you’re not supposed to eat animal d -  – k, but guess what, here you have to eat animal d – - k if you want to win $50,000,” Rogan told the News.

At the time, it seemed that Rogan was being metaphorical.

 

somewhere in arkansas cbt is sobbing over a missed opportunity.

 

by azanon Posted on January 27, 2012
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MILEY GOES MUDSHARKIN’

 

 

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So this little slutbag’s gay boyfriend had a birthday cake of a huge black dong (yeah he is straight) and she couldn’t wait to get her whore mouth all over it.

 

***Fun fact, CBT had a threesome with miley’s mom and billy ray about 20 years ago, could she really be Miley CBT?

by BURNIE MAC Posted on January 25, 2012
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Joe Paterno died.

larryking Joe Paterno died. Paterno died Sunday at a State College, Pa., hospital, suffering in his final days from lung cancer, broken bones and the fallout of a horrific scandal that not only cost him his job, but also his trademark vigor and a portion of his good name. He was 85 years old.

the world of soccer has lost a great player. good night, sweet prince.

by azanon Posted on January 22, 2012
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Perfect woman part 3.

savannahrios Perfect woman part 3.

Meet Savannah “Bambam” Rios, accused testicle puncher. The Utah woman, 24, is facing several felony charges–kidnapping, robbery, sexual abuse–after a bizarre attack last week on a man she recently dated.

Rios, pictured in the mug shot at right, allegedly confronted the man last Wednesday after he accused her of swiping some of his belongings. The victim told police that he went to meet with Rios at a Salt Lake City residence, where he “was lead to a back backroom” where she was seated on the bed.

The male victim–identified only by the initials “G.A.”–said that Rios slapped him several times, pulled out a knife, and asked him, “You wanna die?”

That’s when things got weird.

According to a probable cause affidavit, Rios ordered “G.A.” to remove his clothes. After he complied, Rios grabbed the man’s belt and “wrapped it around her hand, and hit him several times in the ‘balls.’”

After pleading for his life, the man told cops, Rios allowed him to get dressed. She then directed him to drive to his home, where she allegedly forced him to give her a DVD player, camera, and phones. On the way to the residence, Rios stabbed at “G.A” with the knife, police charged.

While at the man’s home, Rios “observed a bank statement…and ordered him to the bank.” The victim, who withdrew $500 from his account, subsequently escaped and “ran for help at a nearby police station.”

Rios, who was still in the vehicle when cops arrived, was arrested at the scene and booked into the Salt Lake County Jail. She remains locked up in lieu of $100,000 bail.

 

note to self: dont date women that look like the gieco caveman.

by azanon Posted on January 20, 2012
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Man skins then eats cat.

MCSOP835985 Man skins then eats cat.

A transient man was arrested Wednesday on suspicion of skinning and eating cat while he camped in a warehouse in Phoenix, according to Maricopa County Superior Court documents.

The owners of a warehouse in Phoenix that was often used as a music venue reported a burglary after they opened the building and heard blaring music, according to the documents.

Police found Russell Christopher Hofstad, 24, inside of the building with a painted face and wearing the tail and intestines of the cat around his neck, according to the documents.

Hofstad said that he killed the cat because he was hungry. He also said he was going to taxidermy the cat and use the skeleton as party decorations, according to the documents.

Hofstad was released from jail Jan.10 and said that he had no where else to go so he decided to go to the building because he had been there before for raves, according to the documents.

According to court documents, Hofstad deployed a fire extinguisher and left empty alcohol bottles throughout the building.

 
this guy eats more pussy than drew.

by azanon Posted on January 19, 2012
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AMBER ROSE LEAKED PROOF OF KANYE WEST AND KIM KARDASHIAN AFFAIR

KANYEKIMK AMBER ROSE LEAKED PROOF OF KANYE WEST AND KIM KARDASHIAN AFFAIR

 

So Kim K the radiator hose addicted heeb and Kanye “I am not gay” West, were both in relationships when they became real chummy. Everyone suspected they were swapping herpes, and that is why both of their respective relationships ended, but they vehemently denied the allegations. Apparently the bald slut Kanye was with is not over it and decided to leak her “proof” of them doing the Jungle Fever Dance. But really, it could be any fat assed camel jocky and stank soul brotha… Whatever it should get us a hit or two.

 

Oh yeah – Image jacked from mediatakeout.com

by BURNIE MAC Posted on January 18, 2012
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Man smuggles revolver in his ass.

michaelleonward Man smuggles revolver in his ass.

gun in butt Man smuggles revolver in his ass.

 

Police believe a man may have hid a 10-inch revolver in his rectum after they discovered the weapon in the suspect’s jail cell after he had already been booked and processed.

22-year-old Michael Leon Ward from Georgia was arrested last week in North Carolina after a trooper spotted him speeding.

When police tried to apprehend him, Ward resisted arrested, which forced officers to subdue him with a stun gun. After they arrested him, they searched his vehicle, where they found some marijuana and other drug paraphernalia.

But that’s not the only thing Ward, a fugitive on a murder warrant out of Atlanta, had in his possession.

According to the police report, once Ward was put into his jail cell, he summoned the cops to his cell, claiming that another inmate was trying to kill him, and that he had “found” a gun inside his cell.

Cops found the weapon in the toilet, where Ward claimed he tossed it after finding it in his bunk. The gun that was recovered was a revolver measuring almost an entire foot long.

Cops obviously didn’t buy Ward’s ridiculous story, and now investigators are trying to figure out how Ward got the gun into his cell since he was strip searched prior to being booked into a cell block, the police report stated.

The only logical explanation would be that he hid the weapon in his rectum, then literally “pooped it out” into the toilet.

According to a press release, Ward was taken to a local hospital “for possible injuries that may have occurred to Ward’s rectum where it is believed Ward may have concealed the .38 caliber” revolver, which was (fortunately for Ward) not loaded, though it was test fired and found to be fully operational.

nope, not gay at all.

 

by azanon Posted on January 18, 2012
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