Montana Fishburne Porn Star

That’s right, this is Lawrence Fishburne’s daughter. She figured her best chance to make it in Hollywood would be to star in a porn tape (seriously). So here’s some pics, when the video comes out, I’ll post that. Hopefully it won’t make you vomit after a minute of watching it like that Housewives skank’s video did.

181 thoughts on “Montana Fishburne Porn Star

  1. Here’s her quote:

    “I view making this movie as an important first step in my career,” said Montana. “I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid. I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

  2. The fact that he’s well known makes it worse. It would be bad enough to find out your daughter is doing porn, but now he’s going to have a ton of people asking about it.

  3. She’s butt ass ugly, and what a retard thinking this is the way to go about fame. Yeah right, because Jenna Jameson stars right along side of Angelina Jolie in hollywood blockbusters. Idiot.

    The reason “Kim” gained exposure is because A) She was already known PRIOR to the video release, which is why it became so popular B) She (at least acted like) did not want it to come out, again, reasons for it to become more popular, C) Kims was a homemade sex tape of her with her then boyfriend, not a porno, and D) Kim is actually hot, albeit annoying as fuck and a shark

    FAIL!!! you dumb bitch. Good luck in life now, whore

  4. Well written Oz, I agree completely. It’s just too bad Kourtney didn’t release a sex tape. Now if Khloe does and someone were brave enough to watch it they might go blind.

  5. Spurs, I think Butterbean could take you if he could actually catch you. I’m betting ol’ Wop ain’t exactly a long distance runner.

  6. I guarantee he’s slow. He might be able to get off one punch and if he does he better make sure it connects and connects hard enough to knock me out, because if he doesn’t he’ll be lying in a pool of his own blood and piss about 14 seconds after that.

  7. You what really has me fucked up is that the two people on here I have the most in common with are Drew and Wop. except I don’t like old Portuguese women or Mexican trannies.

  8. Spurs, I don’t see you as much of a fighter. Maybe your momma put you in some kinda martial arts classes when you were 12 or so so you could whip up on them bigger kids that called you nerd.

  9. I wasn’t a nerd as a kid CBT. People who play sports don’t get classified as nerds. Even the dipshit hicks who were in FFA like you were weren’t considered nerds. That’s for the band and drama crowd.

  10. All our jocks were also in FFA, Spurs. And no, there’s no crime here beyond the occasional burglary or meth lab. Arkansas and Missouri have a reciprocal carry permit agreement and I’ve been going to the STL a lot. I carry anyway, but it might be handy to actually do something legal for a change.

  11. Oh and here, if you weren’t in FFA, you were a nerd, although we called them doofies since “nerd” and “geek” hadn’t been invented yet.

  12. Last month I went to Rolla twice and STL three times.

    Spurs, I’ve got an email draft I need to finish and send to you. It’s tips on cooking for one.

  13. Fuck the Matrix, thats Furious from Boyz n da Hood.

    Anyway, spurs I am not as slow as you would like to think. (of course i am no where near as fat as you make me out to be either) and I would knock your buck25 frame out one punch

    CBT – you are correct in your statement about me being a long distance runner. I was, however, in track and cross country in school, a long long time ago. As Elfie, she was probably checking me out in my little shorts from the bleachers

  14. I was A team Elfie, we didnt pay much attention to you youngins. LOL

    Plus you werent lapping me, me, BJ Moore, Leon Johnson and Ruben Rojo had the 4 x 400 relay record for Tucson for a while, might even still

  15. I was a grade or 2 below you and a girl so we wouldn’t have even been in competition. But I was bad ass man… and I also held a record in the 200 meter dash and the 500 meter (in 5th grade WAHAHA) I dont know a single one of those guys you named Wop.

  16. 2 years? nice. I was varsity sophomore year, and played one in Juco. Yet again something i am way better than you at.

  17. But I can attest to the fact that Wop wasn’t fat as a kid. I have no idea about his sports ability, agility or speed.

  18. Oh okay, then you were one year below me. I KNOW you were younger! hahhaaa

    Spurs: I am so awesome i don;t need to lie, I am not CBT

  19. In soccer. I’m just fucking with you guys, we only had a varsity team in that sport anyway.
    I know his first name, Elfie told us it on accident, remember?
    I knew a guy named Ruben a long time ago from Tucson, he had a brother named Amos, too. And you know there must only be one Ruben in Tucson, so it has to be him.

  20. Remember when Danny joins the track team on Grease to impress Sandy? And he runs all funny and is in those short shorts with socks up to his knees? That is what I am picturing with Wop and his runner stories.

  21. “SPURS FAN said…

    I picture a bunch of EMT’s gathering him up off the track after he collapsed in a heap. After running 10 meters. “

    that was actually really funny. Would have been even better if i was fat

  22. It might’ve been hot that day, leave him alone, Spurs! It gets to freakin 122 here, that’ll knock anyone out after 10 meters.

  23. SPURS FAN said…

    If?

    yeah if. I know that you have some warped sense of weight (like a woman) being as how you resemble a methed out weasel, but yeah I am not fat at all. 6’1″ – 200 pretty standard for a real man.

  24. You just look flabby that’s all. I’d say about 40 pounds of you is just pure fat. I never said you weighted a ton, I basically was saying that you look out of shape and useless.

  25. I accidnently said his name before? I don’t remember that. OOPPPPPS! I do know that everytime I mention his sister I ALMOST say her name haha

  26. Hola Spurs, que pasa? (I am working on my new native language. We were told to learn Spanish or get out. Federally-sponsored Reconquista and all.)

    I check in on your posts once and a while and noticed KB’s sex tape (bad) and Elfie’s sexy dress (good), and her shitty couch. (bad) so a mixed bag…but worth stepping in.

    I know its off topic, but Damn, Elfie, its outfits like your dress that make me want to start taking women shopping again as a spectator sport. You look good all classed up- better than the bikini pic icon. Do you go to the kind of places where you can wear that? I love women who wear cocktail dresses.

    Kidding about the Sex tape kb- I knew its not you. You don’t have that good of a tan. She might have a better rack- can’t make a call on that- no reference point(s). you might want to make that settled science for me. Email me proof and I promise to delete 10 minutes after I get it. heh heh

  27. Still going, spurs. I was going to vote for her, but #14’s demon eyes sucked my soul in. No, i did vote for her, of course. She needs a better couch to match her pillows.

  28. No, I haven’t even looked at it in months. I just have too much to do not enough time to do it. I had to refocus my energies toward work. I let myself get distracted from time to time. How’s San Antone?

  29. haha thanks NTA and I used to go to places that required clothes like that but not so much anymore. I wont be on for a few days guys… my computer at home all of a sudden took a crap and I am off of work tomorrow. See everyone later!

  30. Phoenix is getting weird. The economy stinks still, and this immigration thing isn’t helping. Its starting to get…uncomfortable. This is really more of a front line than people realize. This immigration fight could ruin the economy for a long time.

  31. Spurs, I saw your post about the guys who were on the dirty LLC ownership….that is so weird. Hard to believe the connection there, but it seems like there were cross connections that are hard to dispute. If that is true that is a real story.

  32. Last winter my daughter got hit head on by a drunk. The trial was today. Fucker jumped bail, got caught in Tn I think. Has a long rap sheet and he only got 180 days in a plea bargin.

  33. He blew a .287, 3 1/2 times the limit. Could have killed my daughter and grandbaby. He should be put away for a few years insted of the 45 days he’ll actually do.

  34. Its not the way it should have been done, Spurs. I am not an immigrant sympathizer, but I see this coming down on the backs of legal hispanics disproportionately, which they will try to fix by checking everyone. Then they can say they are not profiling. I am not of a fan of being forced to show you are a citizen just walking down to get a coffee and jaywalking. We shouldn’t have to give up another right to the state. Its one more golden bar in the gilded cage how they say they are “protecting you” while they are essentially capturing you.

  35. the guy was like 45, with his mom who was drunk too. It was a glancing head on, they tore each others wheels off. A few more inches it would have been lots worse.

  36. But, I have no problem turning over my ID to a cop if it helps prevent illegals. Did you hear about the nun killed the other day by a drunk illegal?

  37. its not good for the economy in the short run. whether it is in th long run, i dont know. Supposed to save us money, but economies grow by more population. If good economies were built by self-sufficient people who pay their bills and dont abuse federal aid, Sodak would have a great economy, but its not the case. Economies are built on cheap labor who don’t ask for much except a chance.

  38. It doesn’t solve it, but it allows for accumulation of capital by underpaying labor, which eventually causes re-investment into new technology instead of over-paying people. That is what good companies do with excess funds. Our nation was built by cheap labor for the last 200 years, with waves of immigrants who will do more for less money, making business more profitable. China is growing like it is because labor there can live on bean sprouts and cakes of coal. Exploitation of labor is the surest form of profitability. Business isn’t interested in hiring people now- they could, they are sitting on record cash. They are afraid of the government.

  39. We had two teens killed last yr by a DUI illegal, they were just sitting at a red light. He ramed em from behind. We’ve had cops killed by illegals. Illegals killing each other all the damn time. We don’t even have half of what az or tx has and they are always in the news.

  40. In theroy it sounds good NTA but you are talking about farmworkers and laborers. While that does save money, they are not factory workers where there is a need for R&D to invent a better widget. The money the construction is saving goes into someones pocket. I’ve read illegals cost us in the neighborhood of 13 billion a yr in services like ERs and welfare. I bet it’s more.

  41. I don’t excuse their being here, but in Arizona there are a lot of jobs that you will not find a native to do. There has to be organized flow of labor, but the Feds are unwilling to do what is necessary to regulate this problem. Illegal crimes are a massive problem here. I don’t like the illegal immigration, but the bill causes more problems. And having been down to the border several times this year, and been subjected to vehicle searches simply for driving down the road, I would be deeply sympathetic toward people who might be construed as illegal, but not, who would feel that way every time they see a cop in phoenix. I only had to deal with it cuz I was within 25 miles of border. I wouldn’t wish it on law-abiding citizens in phoenix. Having been 3rd degreed 4 times, I started to resent those officers, even though they were just doing their job.

  42. i see your point but something must be done, I think the AZ was a wake up call to many even if the administration doesn’t get it.

  43. I’m loving wonder boy Arpaio throughout all of this. Latest immigration sweep of 60-something arrests leads to a whopping 6 illegals. It didn’t even take the awesome provisions in 1070 for this particular waste of time and money.

  44. YEah i worked in both retention and tech support, either way you make sales and keep customers from canceling and each time you do that you get an incentive. My incentive checks at the end of the month were sometime more than 2x my entire regular monthly income.

  45. If you want new furniture, show your tits. Until then, just suck the system dry. You are a section 8 queen for your kids to emulate. And your pussy is probably as worn out, stretched out as that nasty ass couch of yours.

  46. anyway, I know everyone has been wondering where I’ve been. I’ve been writing a new rap song. I’ve been so engrossed in it, today when i was at paradise bakery, the woman ahead of me told the chick at counter “i really like your new wraps” – I said thanks cuz I was doing my lyrics out loud…thought she was talking to me.

  47. ok, so check it out:

    Get outta my way cuz I’m mean and reckless, all you bling bling fools, I got a POPCORN Necklace!

  48. anyway, I’ll be known as the rapper HNH. Please don’t tell anyone my real identity, I’m famous enough.

    bai bai

  49. oh what the hell, here’s some more lyrics. A little preview:

    When we done wit dinner
    We drive real fast we don’t slow down
    They see our Chrome Spinners
    We’re blowing up the town
    My bitch likes chrome!

  50. OH MY GOD ASTRID, YOU’RE RIGHT. People who have way toO much time on their hands have very keen perception. lOSER.

  51. I’ll be back later for some more insight, Astrid. Maybe you throw out the plaid count on your white trash white sofa.

    woot!

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