Funny, glad you liked it.
Man, me and a buddy of mine can go all day with the Italian voices.
do you play mario bros and voice the action?
Nah, it’s something like this:
LOL good shit. Thanks bud.
I hope you dont really think that is a good impression though… might be worse than your batman but just barely
Yeah, I didn’t think it was authentic, I mean, it is a spoof of dee Italiaanoos.
HAhAA stromboli… I can count on 2 hands how many times I have had stromboli
This one Italian place I get them at is actually pretty good.
Their peeessa pie is much better, though.
pizza? in Texas? Get a rope
Uh, I’ve had Chicago pizza, as in Chicago, pretty sure I know what good pizza tastes like. Never been to Sicily, sorry.
chicago pizza sucks!!!
You must have never been to Chicago then. Uno Pizza does not count..
Oh but I have.. I am a real guinea.. NY guinea… Thin crust only for me!!!!
I love NY pizza just as much as chicago. I basically lived on it last week when I was there.
I can see how people like it, in fact one of my sicilian grandma’s made it like that… just too bready for me.
I can barely finish one slice of Chicago pizza. Then I feel guilty all day.
Wop’s right, thin crust all the way. I just found out that “Chicago” is an Indian word that means “Stink Onion”.
Less is more when it comes to pizza…thin crust always.
Thin crust, crispy like a cracker is where it’s at.
You’re welcome, though. Thanks for all the entertainment.
I can’t play whatever this is because my computer really needs to be replaced and doesn’t work for anything.
come on over then babe…
burnie, happy birthday. this is for you.
Happy Birthday Oz! No matter how old you get, just know you will always look 20 years younger than Spurs.
Thanks babe… When we getting together today?
Whenever, I’m just waiting for you to get done with work
done baby.. you gonna do that thing I like?
What’s that? Stand you up?
I cant believe I got 23 comments, you like me, you really like me!!!
You’re the man, Oz.
That’s Oz fo show!
What’s going on, Drew?
happy birthday guido, or oz, or tony, or whatever your real name is!
It was Wopness, then it was Columbo, then it was Burnie Mac.
But it’s always been Oz, you know, prison and all.
And your Twitter is blowing up. Congrats. No joke.
its becus she found out that trayvon martin isnt really dead.
there was a time on twitter right after he was shot where a lot of people posted pictures wearing hoodies in memoriam. it was the worst.
thank you, spurs. feelin’ pretty cool.
Oh yeah, I remember that hoodie craze. What a joke.
And you’re welcome, All-Star.
no. hes on tour with lord of the dance.
girl, you know who I is
Happy Birthday Wopness Da Don!
Ya, happy birthday Mr Brady!
Spurs!!! I just saw your email reminder that the site was back up, but just so you know, it was unnecessary. I already knew. I’ve just been lurking, waiting to see my name pop up, before commenting.
What’s up, Shnicky D!
Thanks for coming by. You remember Brooklyn and the steak dinner? I hope you are following her now.
Yes I do. And yes, I will of course be following.
Nice, you see that B minus?
hahahahahaha this is my favorite memory from the DA. well, this and that bitch with blue eyelashes.
haha, yes i did! That’s a good name for below average student!
Sorry thought you were talking to me, Spurs!
Left the same comment below as well. Shit!
Well, it’s because her name is Brooklyn, and she thinks she’s hot, so I just call her B minus. You know, the looks scale.
Still can’t believe you turned him down.
Shit, it was steak for crying out loud.
i know, now i’m unemployed and hungry. steak sounds good.
Weight loss, has weed, rolling around in the loot, can hook you up with the bisexual bartenders.
B minus, don’t fuck this up.
Glad you enjoy that memory Brooklyn! Wtf was I thinking is all that comes to mind. haha
That was a priceless pick-up line, I’ll always remember that one, Shnicky.
Schnicky! How have you been?
Good Elfie! Well ok. Was the same loser since this site went down until just a couple months ago. Now I’m ballin! How about you?
I’m good, still the same loser except a little older and a little fatter.
Did you score a nice shipment of weed or what?
No, bartending now. And yes, still got the good weed for sale. But also, lost like 30 pounds working out and shit. Got a 2nd job like nuttin after that!
Nice man, congrats on the weight loss.
What’s your second job? And congrats on the weed.
Insurance and bartending! Insurance, alone, just wasn’t cuttin’ it. Now I see hot bitches like 3-4 nights a week. The female staff alone is fine as fuck.
Nice, I’d like to see them.
Ya, Fresno is relatively small so the serving industry is always staffed with the hot chicks.
Haha, atleast your cake designing skills are off the charts these days.
Thank you! And yeah it’s unfortunate… I bake em, then I eat em.
Sad, that such fine works of art are ruined like that! 🙂
She’s pretty talented, when I first started looking at the cakes, I was quite impressed.
What’s up Schnicky D!
Hey DG! Whats new?
Sorry, thought you were talking to me, Spurs!
No big deal, I’m glad you came by, Shnicky.
I bet with the weight loss you look like Van der Sloot again.
hahahah, that was the best/worst name I’ve ever been called! You guys got in my head a little with that one!
And no problem Spurs! I wish the site was staying up. I guess we’ll all just have to congregate on Brooklyn’s twitter instead.
No one is going to “congregate” there, Twitter sucks.
And man, out of everyone posted, you and Jacare (Jakare) were the best sports about it. Well, and Nik’s brother, but he was always a good sport.
I know, your’s were pretty funny! You took it like a boss though!
Brb, must finish some work.
Thanks, and yeah, get back to work, Brooklyn isn’t going to be cheap, that’s for sure.
you’re right, spurs. twitter is not nary as entertaining as this fine piece of journalistic gold you have here and hitting refresh/scrolling every 30 seconds is not even the slightest bit irritating.
That’s really funny, you got me on that one.
“Journalistic gold,” huh?
I guess you didn’t care for my Italiano! accent.
Hey thanks for inviting me back, Spurs! I have to work tonight, but I’ll be back around tomorrow!
No problem, buddy. Have a great night.
I’m thinking of getting a new one so I can congregate on there anonymously, I don;t want anyone on my twitter that I know in real life because that just ruins things.
I hear you, anonymity is sometimes a great thing.
The birthday boy should take a pic of himself in the same pose. It would turn all the ladies on.
He should, but the birthday boy doesn’t want his tubby body up here anymore.
WHO ARE YOU?!
Who are you
Who who who who
Who are you
Who who who who
You must be an owl.
you never heard that song from the who?
I’m listening to it now.
VEVO had to ruin everything.
Yeah, of course I’ve heard that song, just didn’t recognize it.
For some reason that reminded me of this (at about 1:27)
BTW McDonald’s cheeseburgers taste like shit in case anyone was wondering.
I remember that one.
You know, a friend was telling me that yesterday. They have some special going on with QP w/cheese.
they do? I just got a regular cheeseburger meal, I’m not really into fast food but the little one wanted fries so we went. Anytime I don;t want to eat junk I order something from McDonald’s, it tastes like shit so I don’t eat much.
They do here.
My doctor told me to avoid red meat so I’ve been eating Mickey’s lately.
Happy B’day, Oz!
I’m working from home tomorrow, so I’ll finally get to comment on things. Get your party pants on.
Sweet, that’s awesome, BL.
get yours off.
I bet Wop is fat as Gandolfini is…er, was.
Man, still can’t believe he died.
I can’t talk about being fat. This crazy Jamaican Chef I met in Texarkana would feed me free for doing his commercials. Deep fried boudin ain’t diet food.
Chief, still waiting on your new spot.
A Jamaican in Mountain Home?
Texarkana, not MH. Garfield’s a crazy bastard, but man can he cook. I’m working on the spot.
This is good stuff, Chief.
Looks like its a wrap for Hernandez
He is so fucked. You see the evidence they have against him?
Haha, yeah. That case pieced together like an episode of CSI, and close to the same amount of time as far as investigations go.
That’s funny, indeed it did.
That was a real fast investigation, no doubt they had a shit load of people on it because he’s famous, but couldn’t he have been a bit more slick about it?
Well given the fact that he tried smashing anything that could have nailed him as guilty, they had a good idea where to start looking. I mean the first details were some basic shit, like retrieving the victim’s last text messages that puts him with Hernandez.
And, yeah, definitely not well thought out on his part. What’s more is that it sounds like this was all over something that happened a week prior and the details suggest he was setting the whole thing up. A week to plan for such a poorly executed crime? I don’t think you could get away with such carelessness in Detroit, much less a white washed neighborhood in Massachussetts.
Funny, no doubt. Even Detroit would have nailed him.
And yep, that’s the unbelievable things, it was premeditated, which means he’s going to get life.
I’ve wasted all day reading details on this case and the Zimmerman trial.
I’m staying away from the Zimmerman trial.
Why do you say that?
I just don’t like how the media played that one, the whole thing makes me sick.
I’ve ignored the media’s take on the case. They will always look for a narrative to play to for ratings.
the comments are the best.
Isn’t that the prosecution’s star witness?
If the uploader is going to delete racist comments, he or she is going to have a long night.
I love how she drops in The First 48.
She’s right. The police in FL fucked that one up.
if thats their star witness, they might as well just give up and let him walk.
Man, that was brutal.
february of first? is that an actual date?
laugh around, yes. laugh. around. yes.
really? is this what our country is coming to?
Yep, that’s what it’s come to.
Wait until this immigration bill passes. I saw where there’s a provision that rewards employers for firing people and hiring the new citizens.
That can’t be true, but if it is? Bye bye, USA.
wow….this country is turning into a 3rd world shithole.
Will be one real soon, but that’s what people vote for, so that’s what they get.
15:37 is priceless.
i like when he said, ‘we can recess until tomorrow morning if we have to.’ lol….bitch was struggling to read.
Man, she is ghetto. I’ve not following this story at all, I mean I know basically what happened.
Just out of curiosity, am I the only one around here that felt like a part of history was lost when this site ended, or that kept the site on their internet browsing routine the whole time? Like, just in case. And then it happened. Oh the nostalgia. Spurs’ darkened face appeared behind a couple of awesome sentences stating he was coming back. Single tear for the fact this is temporary. I mean I’ve enjoyed meeting some new people lately, and have found some funny shit on reddit and whatnot, but at no other time or place did I enjoy the jargon of people not familiar to me as child. Even if it was impossible to keep up and comment all the time. You all are too much. Thanks for all the laughs!!!
#ALLISRIGHTWHENBROWSINGTHISSITE #STILLWANTELFIEDGANDFUCKS’BEEFWHISTLES’TOSUFFOCATEMYFACE #GOODNITEDEARWEBSITE #RHYMING
Yes, you were the only one that felt like a part of history was lost when this site ended.
Hey Queen Bee.
I think Shnicky might have gotten into the booze at work.
CBT the hater.
No hate, just truth.
I know, man.
And Aaron Hernandaz is FUCKED!!!! What an idiot. LMAO
I don’t doubt it. I’d have to get tore up from the floor up to bone DG.
Did the bday boy party too hard last night??
Yes… fuck. and I had to be into work at 7. I am way too old for this shit
Someone has to make the coffee, Oz. It’s not going to make itself.
imagine having to water the office plants when youre stumbling around.
Thats it… I am in no mood man.. splitting headache
I am older and fatter now
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