All great things……………

I’m not even sure I’d recommend watching these, but if you want to, don’t say you weren’t warned. Thanks again for a great 2 years, like I said, I believe two years is enough. Was able to interract with some cool people, and I really appreciate anyone who took the time to comment on the site.

Top 10 posts/categories

1. Skeets’ Hallween costume (most popular post)
2. CBT (that black CBT stuff is the best)
3. Pam
4. Drew (Afternoon Delight is great)
5. Rocket Queen
6. Fun with Craigslist
7. Thedirtyarmy (I logged in over there last night to see if I could crack one of them one more time, just wasn’t the same)
8. Merlin
9. Nik Richie
10. Lollipop video
10A. The first post of the site

No.1161-1164 (out of 1164 total posts). DG’s four posts.

If anyone has their favorite posts, feel free to share.

Six inches under. With Rocket Queen

RQ: this is me and snickers. and did i ever tell you my hamster, Carlos died? I was genuinely crushed for months. I kissed him and made a grave for him…yes i kissed a dead hamster. one time i gave a pigeon cpr and it like exploded. it was weird. i love animals and they just love me. pics attached of carlos.

Son of a bitch, Carlos died? I was wondering why the flags were hanging at half mast at all the post offices the other day. Certainly looks like a proper burial, was your toilet backed up? As much as you love animals, I would have thought you would have bought him a tomb or something.

And that dog looks like he’s just thrilled to be in your company, Giraffe. You’re like the dog whisperer.

Brooklyn does Britney

Those are some VIP seats. Did your nose start bleeding? B minus dressed like she thought she was going to a Cyndi Lauper or Madonna concert. And at first I thought that was a guy she’s with, not so sure now.

Oh, and it looks like Brooklyn is Britney’s #1 fan, not you kinkyb!tch. I didn’t get any pics of your big night at the concert.

Oz, the ghetto gold medal winner

Nice chain, slick. Was that some type of award for best filing or typing ability? And check out the background, people show up to a place dressed in a suit and tie, one of Oz’s baby’s momma traded enough food stamps to take him out to a fancy dinner (I guess Olive Garden was booked in Tucson), tells him to dress up, and he pulls a Mr. Rogers on the place.

Hey, if anyone recognizes that place, call the city and tell them if there were any burglaries of parking meters in that area on Sunday, you just need to know where to pick up your reward.

Courtney Stodden’s mom is cool with a Chris Hanson marriage

“We are totally supportive of this marriage. Doug is a wonderful man and we love him. They are very much in love and we are so supportive of this. Courtney was a virgin when she married Doug. She is a good Christian girl. She is a beautiful girl. She has real breasts, real lips, she’s not plastic.”

I don’t now why her mom decided to pose in a bikini like that, but she looks pretty good for an old bag. Oh, wait, that’s Courtney, my bad.

And has anyone seen the previews to that show Hawthorne on TNT? It looks so cool. Jada Pinkett Smith is such a great actress, that lunatic cult she’s in has brought out the best in her. I don’t know why I have zero fucking desire to watch it. There has to be something wrong with me.

Creepy

This is the wedding portrait of 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchinson and his 16-year-old aspiring country singer bride Courtney Alexis Stodden. Doug, who played Officer Percy in The Green Mile, Horace in Lost and Tooms in The X-Files, made Courtney his second wife in Las Vegas. Courtney is a former beauty pageant turned country star wannabe.

I was going to just give this story a pass until I went and checked out Courtney’s website. I don’t think that qualifies as country music, but it does qualify as being just awful, that’s for sure.

30,000 profiles deleted from beautifulpeople.com for being too ugly

Beautifulpeople.com, a dating website exclusively for “beautiful men and women”, is causing an outrage after dropping 30,000 people deemed too ugly.

“We have to stick to our founding principles of only accepting beautiful people – that’s what our members have paid for,” the website’s Greg Hodge told The Guardian. “We can’t just sweep 30,000 ugly people under the carpet.”

30,000 “ugly people” received a rejection letter, and the company lost over $100,000 in membership refunds.

The Denmark-based website members rank the applicants on a beauty scale, but last month a virus hit Beautifulpeople.com’s software used to screen applicants, allowing a ton of new members. According to Hodge, he suspects a disgruntled ex-employee of the cyber attack.

The rejected “ugly” people’s fury has prompted the website to set up a counseling helpline to ease the pain of rejection.

I remember when I signed up for a profile over there. They set me up as a featured member, the hussies they sent my way just weren’t up to my usual standards. They screwed me with false promises. Total fraud.

Heidi Montag works out 14 hours a day

“I’ve been working out from, like, 5 a.m. to 7 p.m. for two months now. I’ve been working out really hard because I had this pool party and I was like, I have to be in shape,” she told Us Weekly. “And I was actually a lot overweight. It was the most I’ve ever been because I’ve kind of been in hiding eating pie with my husband and puppies, so I needed to get back in shape.”

Good thing she worked out so hard, I mean every A-list celebrity is lining up to host a pool party in Vegas. Such an honor.