Cops leaves duty to see Bridget the Midget at a strip club

I don’t know if anyone has ever seen Bridget the Midget, but the whole act is creepy and intriguing at the same time. I think I’d probably bang a midget (don’t think that midget banging has ever been discussed). And could you imagine the crowd at the strip club, gawking at her like she’s a circus freak for their own amusement? You know she has issues. In any case, cue the CBT claims of having an orgy with ten midgets.