Demi Lovato is my kind of woman


Disney starlet Demi Lovato is caught on camera snorting cocaine in a shocking booze and drugs binge – that’s the shocking charge being made to RadarOnline.com.
A friend who witnessed the 18-year-old do lines of coke at a party in North Richland Hills, Texas, told RadarOnline.com: “Demi was belligerent, being slutty and doing coke all over the house. The guy who hosted the party shot multiple videos of this and what I’ve seen with my eyes, Demi is screaming, ‘F**k all of you, I’m famous, I don’t care what any of you think of me the whole world loves me.’ He shot her in the bathroom as she was finishing a line (of cocaine).”

Doing coke and acting slutty at 18? Score. And you might think it’s difficult typing out a post and unzipping your pants at the same time to act out a fantasy, but it can be done. Trust me, it can be done.

If she and I were in the same house back in the day, I would have broke out some real cocaine (not some cut up shit) and then after two lines when she’s bouncing off the walls talking about her “celebrity”, I would have been like, “Yeah, let’s see who the star is when you have a big load dripping off your face.”

Update: There you go Oz, ass shot. Thanks AZ Anonymous.