Fun with Craigslist

Great to see AZ Anonymous decided to have some more fun on Craigslist, it’s been awhile since this series was last posted. Dennis didn’t seem too pleased with your attitude, Anonymous (read from the bottom up on that first pic in the gallery). What’s his problem?

Also wanted to wish everyone a nice and Happy New Year and safe and fun New Year’s Eve.

Here’s hoping 2011 will be great! (lame and tool like, I just felt I needed to throw something like that in here).

Anonymous has fun on Craigslist again

Anonymous words are italicized.

Holey shit! That is sum righteous stuff you got four sail! I have bend loking for the Sons of Anarchy hat fourever!

On Tue, Mar 23, 2010 at 6:35 PM, Dallas Star wrote:

yeah ok come buy both

wood ya bee welling two trayed? dew you watch SOA?

On Tue, Mar 23, 2010 at 6:47 PM, Dallas Star wrote:

yes i do every show cant wait for season 3 sept-3

man, im tinking we shood watch it together. we could wear the clothes and we cood drink beer together too. i like to pretend im jax sumtimes. who do you like?

On Tue, Mar 23, 2010 at 6:59 PM, Dallas Star wrote:

aaaaaaaaa NO dont think so

man, im taleing you that wen im arond all kindsa funni stuff happens. like one time me and my cussin where watching the sapranos and we got drunk, then we began to rassle and well, we end up sucking eech oders dicks. i dont tink it was gay becuz we didnt cum, but it was funni as hell.

see? im a fun guy. tink about it man.

On Tue, Mar 23, 2010 at 7:20 PM, Dallas Star wrote:

were done NO more emails

man, yore a asswhole. i thought you likeded SOA like me?

Damn Anonymous, you can’t seem to catch a break on these Craigslist ads. And what’s up with him including a pic? I don’t get that. Though I would like to own that skull shirt of his, that’s tight.

On a side note, I’m pretty sure what you and your cousin did was gay.

Anonymous has fun again on Craigslist

Anon’s words are italicized.

hi, i was wondering if you still have the toilet seat extender for sale? i have a bad back and have trouble getting on and off the toilet.
i really need one

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 7:11 AM,
wrote: yes i still have it and boy does it help dramatically you will love it so if you want it call me 602-6**-3334

oh man, i know what you mean when you say it will help dramatically. one time i was jerking off while taking a shit and i fell asleep after i blew my wad. well i was asleep on the shitter for about 30 minutes before my girlfriend found me and my back was frozen in place! by the way, theres no shit stains on the seat is there?

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 11:04 AM,
wrote: no shit stains

how many times has it been jacked off on?

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 11:40 AM,
wrote: it was my grandmas and she just passed away

so no jizz stains either?

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 12:21 PM,
wrote: so do you want it or not

can you send me a pic with your wife sitting on it? just to kind of wash away the old lady germs.

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 3:20 PM, wrote: do you want the seat or what?

well will you at least have your wife pull down her pants and sit on it and send me a pic as proof? am i really asking for too much???

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 4:33 PM, wrote: This is the man of the house … I think you should figure a place for you and i to meet so i can beat your fuckin ass! If you write to this address again i will find you, and cut out your tongue! ;0

is that a threat?

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 5:22 PM, wrote: What do you think … dumbass! Because if you mess with me or my family… you must be stupid! You have no clue who I am or what Im capable of.

hhhmmm….looks like i might have to forward this to the police department.

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 5:34 PM, wrote: yeah send the cops to my house id love to show them your emails and my husband would love to meet you too

also, dont forget about your drugs that you have in the house.

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 5:48 PM, wrote: grow up already

whats the name of that strip club you used to work at? i forgot.

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 5:59 PM, wrote: the cops have already been notified, good luck asshole

ok. we will see what happens.

wrote: yea we’ll see

i will just show them the emails where your hubby made threats and since i
made none you will get charged.

Damn Anon, you really seem to run into some real pricks on Craigslist. I mean all you were doing is asking perfectly legitimate questions. Chris and his wife need to learn about customer service. On the other hand, Chris seems like a hard ass so he can do whatever he wants. After all, we don’t know who he is or what he’s capable of so that must mean he’s tough.

Anonymous has more fun on Craigslist

hi, i saw your ad and was wondering if you still have the charm for trade?

On Sun, Feb 28, 2010 at 11:48 PM, Steve Cortez **** wrote:

Yes i do

To: stevecort******

would you be willing to trade for another necklace?

On Sun, Feb 28, 2010 at 11:54 PM, Steve Cortez ******** wrote:

What does it look like? Description?

On Sun, Feb 28, 2010 at 11:56 PM, ***** wrote:

its a pearl necklace. and if you give me a few minutes to rest i can even throw in a pearl bracelet.

Subject: Re: pretty necklace charm
To: steveco********

or i can just make the pearl necklace a double stringer.

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 12:03 AM, Steve C******** wrote:

So your not sure if they’re real or not?

Date: Mon, 1 Mar 2010 00:04:52 -0700

Subject: Re: pretty necklace charm

when it squirts out its real…..real satisfying.

On Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 12:07 AM, Steve ******* wrote:

Im sorry. that’s gross. and not what i was looking for. you searched the wrong list. stop emailsing me

Subject: Re: pretty necklace charm
To: steve*******

wow! youre stuck up! so you dont want to trade?

From: Steve Cortez ********
Date: Mon, Mar 1, 2010 at 12:10 AM
Subject: RE: pretty necklace charm

NO. im not your just gross and Perverted. you think its ok to message people saying that? get a job and a life.

That was great man. Steve does sound stuck up, what a prick.

Anonymous has fun on Craigslist

So I was exchanging some e-mails with AZ Anonymous earlier and he asked me if I go on Craigslist. I said no, and he said he likes to get on there and just screw with people. So I asked what he means. And this is what he sends:

(some guy wants to trade a scooter for a car) I italicized Anon’s words.

From: To:
Sent: Wed, February 3, 2010 11:06:12 PM
Subject: trade my 2007 scooter for a car

i have a car that im willing to trade. its a honda accord. interested?

On Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 12:55 AM, Jason Jefferson wrote:

i need a car. i still have the scooter. do you have any pictures of it?

So Anonymous sends him this picture:


To: Jason Jefferson
Sent: Thu, February 4, 2010 1:47:42 AM
Subject: Re: trade my 2007 scooter for a car

yeah. its nothing that cant be buffed out.

On Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 2:54 AM, Jason Jefferson wrote:

yeah you could buff out your face, but that still wouldnt help.

From: To: Jason Jefferson

Sent: Thu, February 4, 2010 2:13:08 AM

Subject: Re: trade my 2007 scooter for a car

dude, you wont trade me? are you insane?

On Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 4:33 AM, Jason Jefferson wrote:

what do you mean im insane? dude you sent me a picture of a smashed up car and basically told me to buff it out.

From: Date: Thu, Feb 4, 2010 at 10:27 AM
Subject: Re: trade my 2007 scooter for a car
To: Jason Jefferson

what do you expect for a scooter? a bmw 750il?

Thanks for this. I really got a good laugh. That pic was perfect man.