A hell of a mess

Where do I begin? Check out Nik’s brother. Doesn’t he look like he should be up in a mountain somewhere, plotting attacks and herding (fucking) goats? Sloppy. Maybe he caught AIDS from Pam (sorry Pam, couldn’t help it). Look at Hollywood (Nik) “standing tall” on the couch. And Shayne’s a fashionista no doubt. Knowing Nik he bought that coat and told Shayne it was mink, when it’s really made of sewer rat. Speaking of Shayne, you ladies should take a look at this post. There’s your opportunity to taste the limelight.

I’ll give that Down Syndrome kid (what’s he staring at? Cartoons?) and Carrot Top Sack a pass.

Hack forgets where he works

This guy is funny. He really needs to talk to (|)Pixie Queef(|) Merlin and learn how to take a joke and laugh at himself. I swear, I skewered Pixie more than anyone, and she would just send more more pics to bury. She was a twisted and sick little gal, but it’s apparent she had more sack than Hack (that works DH).

Thanks Pam.

Update: Here’s a poem by Sad Sack:

I met this ginger called Patty Bushe
who begs for Hard Rock in his tush

He Hacks the site called Dirty Army
His posts are gay, his pickups smarmy

They make fake stories, so fucking lame
soon the sense and laws will end their game

Freedom of Speech!!, the Persian rants
while he sticks his fingers down Hacks pants

Free speech is good, what we controls
the truth’s deleted cause we’re assholes

So he hires Hack, to puff up hits
But Hack’s more concerned with photo’ed tits

Hack acts so cool, but Nik’s his master
“Smoke out those Spurtans, what a disaster”

they came in here, to stir up shit
You banned Ip’s, but killed our hits

We brag about the bank we make
But just like Ari, all that shit’s fake

Times catching up with our sad scam
We failed when expoliting that poor sloot Pam

Soon we’ll be done, this jig is up
and Hack will beg from an old tin cup

“I just got me and Afrotoe!!”
I don’t pay rent, my mom said so.

I’m 23, but live at home
it makes it hard to smuggle bone

I’m a half fag geek, but fake it cool
but these DA whores know I’m a ginger tool

I can’t get laid, not by a snatch
Balls to the face is all I catch

I’ll end this rant, for now I’m done
Fakin’ Dirty sure ain’t been fun!!!

Pam responds

Hey spurs I would like to say Patrick aka Hack is a fucking liar along with JV and whom ever else is in on this master plan of a post to make me look like a bitch with no standards by having sexual relations on the phone with him. Well the really beautiful truth is yes in the past I did talk with Hack, while I was in a long distance relationship with Cameron who is in fact Niks younger brother. Hack began his rage of hate for me then, he one time spent 10 minutes on Cam’s phone telling me we could fuck but he would not tell Cam, I literally laughed and told him I liked his friend not him and I was not into gingers. I should have assumed him approaching me to join the site was a ploy for some kind of views posts what ever, I did have my skeptic side there for my twitter @’s were kept and this here is the only conversation I had with Hack, and its hilarious any one or any thing else would think other wise.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=o8yy34&s=7

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=ht8c5c&s=7

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=172ubs&s=7

“and its hilarious any one or any thing else would think other wise.” I hear you. My tv and my pipe bought into it when they heard of this tragic occurrence. I straightened them both out though, don’t worry.`

I do like the ginger line you dropped on him. That was good.

Hack Murphy the internet hero

I was a little upset at Sack for couple of days and I was thinking that unlike the case with Nik who I get info and pass on because he’s at least smart enough to know what the site is about, I’d post anything on Internet White Knight Murphy. But things have calmed down and I want to give him some shout outs and perhaps he’ll get some business out of it. Here’s his website, here’s some of his comments he’s made on one of his website creations, and here’s one of his social sites.

Hey, no problem Hack. Happy to help.

Nice work Agent Orange.

Nik Richie and Hack Murphy are pussies

From Sack Murphy:

“So Spurs fan and his cohorts have been removed from out social network.

If you image was posted on his site go to this link and read it. http://automattic.com/dmca/

His website is hosted on wordpress hosting meaning his website is completely against their terms of service.

The link I sent you has an email in it which can be used for post removal and website take downs.

I need everyone to report him so that his hosting will be shut down. ”

Dear Sack Murphy:

You are without a doubt the biggest pussy in the history of the internet. Actually Nik would be the pussy, you’d be the clit. Do you realize where you work you sack of shit? It doesn’t concern me if you and your group of shitheads (who were probably laughing at the chick on Dr. Phil, how those losers don’t find the hypocrisy in that is beyond me) report me to wordpress. They can ban me too, I’ll take my act somewhere else faggot. It just shows how dumb you are because now I’ve had an opportunity to back everything up. Plus you won’t ever be able to delete everyone, so it’s too late. You need to stick to trying to get naked pics from chicks on there you big clit. All this has done is made it worse for everyone over there.

Do you not realize how big of a hypocrite that stupid move makes you all look? Way to get rid of entertainment, now it can be a big snooze fest over there. Well done.

WEAK


(I almost made this a video–this one would have been good no doubt–I just can’t do one this morning. Oh and what I wrote below is long, don’t read it)

I received an e-mail from Sack Murphy stating that I have a choice of taking down those posts of the people I put up and not doing so “in the future” and keeping my account, or having my account deleted (the heads up e-mail was cool, have to admit). So I’ve been sitting here contemplating for awhile what I should do. Nah, I’m just playing, it’s not even a decision.

Hollywood, thanks for giving me the opportunity to be a part of your little startup over there, it drove a little bit of traffic here and in turn you got the greatest commenters over there from here (kind of a return of favor by me grabbing them from you in the first place) so it worked out all right.

This isn’t even a decision because in the very beginning all the posts were about Hymen and his pathetic roaches from his cesspool. So I’ll take the boot on this one, because taking down those posts would mean that it was a waste of time even starting the site, being the clowns I posted are his “fans”, so in my mind there’s every reason in the world to post them.

I mean, shit, if they don’t want their photos posted then they shouldn’t be taking them in the first place and placing them on a public forum (that’s the logic used right Hollywood?)

The hope is nobody will send in any of the Peace Corp’s shit pics. I mean fuck, now I’m not motivated or fired up at all to start ripping on anyone from over there. I’m dumb as shit, and don’t catch the hypocrisy behind the reasoning of the boot.

GAME ON PART TWO BITCHES (those who were “fans” (all 3 of them) of the site from the very beginning will remember the “Game on” line).