Jwoww has a tanning lotion now

E-mail from Silent Bob: Did you see that Jwoww just came out with her own signature black bronzer tanning lotion?
http://www.facebook.com/#!/JWoww

What?!!!! Bastards!!! What’s the point of subscribing to her newsletter if I don’t get this type of breaking news?!! Someone’s head is going to have to roll, that’s for sure.