Charlie Sheen is like a cat

I’m going to assume most people have heard about Sheen and his latest coked out antics (dude arriving at his house with a “briefcase full of cocaine”, I mean who knows if that’s true, but it probably is). I wrote this up along with a story about me and some chick and some H and some blow and my eyes rolling into the back of my head and thought I was dying and I was sweating like a slave running from his master (calm down, Jacare, it’s all in fun. Though the jacking of your name isn’t fun. That’s just shitty. I would have deleted them, but then it throws the comments out of whack), and I how that was just miserable and never wanted to experience that again, but I figured the story was lame and way too long. The last thing I want to do is make you read a boring story. Not cool. So here are some pics of the latest porn stars he was with. Nice to see they’re natural.