Kelly Brook naked

Here’s one of Oz’s crushes naked. I understand the use of lipstick to make the pics “artsy,” but to me it failed. But she’s still nude, so that’s good.

And big thanks to Bitch Lover for helping me out on that Excel project. Thanks again.

Kelly Brook has caught Oz’s eye



Check out my new English beyotch. Whatcha thank?

I think you need to retire the terms “beyotch” and “whatcha.” It’s amazing you’ve been laid enough times to have as many rug rats as you do, Oz. I just don’t get it. With your ghetto slang and dilapidated physique, it really is a mystery.