This is nuts. I love the 1:51 mark. “You should just smile and BLOW ME! Because I deserve it!” And if you don’t want to watch all of it (understandable), at least fast forward it to the 2:38 mark where he starts to breathe like a mad man. Telling her she needs a “bat upside the head” at the 4:05 mark is Hallmark material.
This is the phone call Mel made to his ex. I really like how he expresses his opinion of her fake tits.