Miley Cyrus sex doll

Kevin Johnson of Pipedream Products, the company behind the doll, said: “We are completely sold out already — it’s been on the market for less than 48 hours.” The wayward Disney star, 18, is not the first celebrity to be recreated as a sex toy. Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, Pamela Anderson and Beyonce also have sex blow-up replicas made in their honour. Some have been removed from sale “for legal reasons”. But despite rumours of Miley’s pending lawsuit, the company is yet to remove the doll from the market. Johnson said: “We haven’t received a cease and desist letter from her attorneys yet, but I have seen those rumours circling online. “That probably means it will happen soon enough.”

Here’s your chance to bang Miley. I really like the “3 Achey Love Holes” line on the box. That’s a selling point for sure.

Miley Cyrus see-through

Chalk this up as another attempt to bring in traffic to the site. I know you ladies probably get sick of seeing tit everywhere you look, but hey, people search for these type of pics. I’ve thought about posing nude myself. Like on a beach, or in a meadow or field of daisies or something like that. I’d be afraid the site might just blow up, not being able to handle the influx of people. The whole internet might shut down, what with people racing to their computers. So I won’t do that, instead I’ll just make myself look like a total perv.

Miley Cyrus naked cell phone pics

Supposedly these were taken a few weeks before her 18th birthday. This is like one of those Lochness monster pics, where you can’t even tell what’s what. I mean this might not even be her, doesn’t matter, think of this as an appetizer to when her uncensored nudes come out now that she’s 18. Plus the little harlot brings in traffic, which sometimes makes me wonder if I should make this a rank celebrity site, but then I remember they bore the shit out of me, just like what you are experiencing reading this. That’s called empathy.

Miley Cyrus trying to show off again

I feel like I should write another disclaimer saying again how little this chick does for me, but the pervs and teens sure do like her, so I’m posting this with the hopes these celebrities will take this site to the next level (next level being mediocrity). And no doubt I have many issues that make me lose sleep at night wondering where it all went wrong, but one of them is not being a pedophile.

Anyway here’s Miley Cyrus wearing some bloomer style underwear you’d expect to see on hookers in saloons in the 1800 Gold Rush era, which I guess is kind of fitting because Miley is a little whore before her time (I know you like how I spun that).

Miley Cyrus Grinding on 44 Year Old Director
So Miley Cyrus was at a party for the movie wrap of that Last Song garbage movie she was in, and started grinding on Adam Shankman, the director of her movie. Supposedly there were some children there at the party as well. The guy Adam is gay but still, that’s just gross.

CBT, I know this is your dream video, but calm down bud.