Miranda Kerr pregnant and nude

I’m pretty sure I’m done with white chicks, and I just got off the phone with a credit card company and this lady I was talking to was from the Caribbean (or somewhere, sounded Caribbean to me) and I have to say, I’m into it. For awhile I dated some woman from South Africa. Good times. The way she said, “Fuck me” was pure gold. Forgive me for reminiscing for a second.

Anyway, here’s Orlando Bloom’s chick knocked up showing some huge puffy nipples and areolae.