*Miss Texas* runs into a skank

So back a few months ago this slut sends me numerous messages on myspace saying she fucked my “ex” at a party. Long story short, this bitch thinks she looks like Megan Fox (if she had down syndrome maybe), is a bartard, fucks her friends boyfriends (obviously she fucked mine), steals, lies, and is one of the fakest dumbest whores I know. What do you think, WOULD YOU?? I’d like to think that I look better than her so why do guys always cheat “down” instead of finding someone hot with a nice body? Oh, and notice how lovely her armpits are in the last picture, hasn’t she heard of clear deodorant and razors to shave?

Dis bitch is dumb! LOL!! I like the style of English she used righting 2u!

As far as would I? I’d rather have Atrid’s stupid cat fart in my face. Good question about the guys, I couldn’t tell you. And finally, yes that last pic is just nasty. I think it’s time for her to shut down the social sites, throw away the camera and enroll in an ESL class.

Look at me! I’m haten!! xoxoxo

*Miss Texas* Plays Dress Up

I tried to write out the theme from Rocky on here, but I just couldn’t figure out how to do it the right way. Then I was going to just go from there. But I do think it’s cool she sent her Halloween costume in advance, though I still feel that if you are over the age of 14 and dress up for Halloween, you are a jackass. And I don’t care if it’s a costume party or not. You are still a jackass. The last Halloween party I went to, I didn’t dress up. All these people were asking, “Where’s your costume?” I said, “Back at the fucking store.” Each time. I was like a parrot.

On a side note, that living room she’s in looks a little off. Can’t really put my finger on it, but it’s off.