Restraining order on Ryan Vieth

I dropped the ball on posting this restraining order before TMZ did, but in any case, I have my own sources, supposedly Ryan locked Daniella Kelley and her roommates in a room and threatened to burn down the house. It’s also believed that someone from that Real Housewives show featuring his skank mom were the ones who leaked it to TMZ in order to get some run for the series. The source also states that “the lowly Housewives show has really made him go nuts, now hes obsessively stalking girls and becoming an arsonist. They must not be paying them enough to go to these extremes just to get publicity.”

The source close to Ryan also reveals during this upcoming Real Housewives of Orange County season, Ryan will “reveal a secret.” Well, I’m here to destroy the show’s secret in advance, Ryan Vieth had a boob job. That’s right, he had titties and had to get them sucked out (no shit, can you believe that?) So even though I fucked up on the restraining order, there’s some breaking news for you.

The Beautiful People

Damn, Nik’s brother is at it again. You could do a marathon of posts for that clown. Check him out, it’s like he finally got the Richie-Lamas (GGGGGAAAAYYYY) memo to start acting white. He’s taken his terrorist act to cracker land, now he wants to be the Unabomber. I think Al-Jazeera should make like a propaganda/kids cartoon based on Cameron. It could be called, “Terrorist Gonzo” or something like that.

And Shayne is looking just terrific.

A hell of a mess

Where do I begin? Check out Nik’s brother. Doesn’t he look like he should be up in a mountain somewhere, plotting attacks and herding (fucking) goats? Sloppy. Maybe he caught AIDS from Pam (sorry Pam, couldn’t help it). Look at Hollywood (Nik) “standing tall” on the couch. And Shayne’s a fashionista no doubt. Knowing Nik he bought that coat and told Shayne it was mink, when it’s really made of sewer rat. Speaking of Shayne, you ladies should take a look at this post. There’s your opportunity to taste the limelight.

I’ll give that Down Syndrome kid (what’s he staring at? Cartoons?) and Carrot Top Sack a pass.

Nik Richie’s brother is up to no good

Uh-oh. This isn’t a good sign. What’s he doing in a lab? Brewing up nerve gas? This looks like the same type of shenanigan Hollywood tried pulling.

And look how he’s infiltrated our society, hanging out with white women (he can have them. I’m out).

Finally, take a look at that last pic in the gallery and tell me he doesn’t look like he carries around box cutters like they were chewing gum. Guarantee the 9/11 “pilots” had the same look in their eyes as they crashed into the Twin Towers.

Nik Richie’s Brother Appears Again



Here’s this goofball again. At least he’s not wearing his Joakley’s in this pic, so that’s a start. I’m sure that dirty chain and his caterpillar eyebrows are a hit at the clubs.

And check out Croopy (Corky/Droopy) trying to put that fat head of his back to the wall in order to hide his fat Drew-like turkey neck. I hope he reads this, he needs to take this as a reason to put down the donuts. Wait, he can’t understand that. Sorry bud, I mean gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble gobble.