This doesn’t read: When your parents are away on vacation, and they want you to house sit, try not to download the Paris Hilton porn tape for free to the computer without a very strong firewall. Because if you don’t, the computer is so full of viruses you’d have to call the CDC to fix it, and then you just have to act like you don’t know what the hell happened. Like it’s some big mystery the thing just crashed.
Thanks once again shoutwire.com.
And EV, don’t worry. It’s just time for you throw away your garbage Eagles gear and pull out your Celtics rags. No big deal. Ha ha.