Lowered expectations

DG is continuing her fake paparazzi career and snapped this pic and said it reminded her of that skit on MAD TV. Funny. I really don’t have much to say to this, so I’ll tell a story. Plus I’m high. Anyway, when I was a little kid I could be a real prick. My friend Brent and I used to have dirt bikes and we’d ride them around like we were hell on wheels. One night my family and I (I was around 11 or 12) were outside eating and I asked to go spend the night at Brent’s house so we could ride our bikes in the morning. My mom told me no. So underneath my breath I say, “Stupid bitch” (thanks 2 Live Crew!).

My mom says, “Next time smile when you say that.”

Nice.