The Beautiful People

Damn, Nik’s brother is at it again. You could do a marathon of posts for that clown. Check him out, it’s like he finally got the Richie-Lamas (GGGGGAAAAYYYY) memo to start acting white. He’s taken his terrorist act to cracker land, now he wants to be the Unabomber. I think Al-Jazeera should make like a propaganda/kids cartoon based on Cameron. It could be called, “Terrorist Gonzo” or something like that.

And Shayne is looking just terrific.

Nik Richie Gets Married. To Shayne Lamas


Last night, Lorenzo’s daughter tied the knot with Nik Richie from at the infamous Little White Wedding Chapel — the same spot where Britney had her quickly-annulled wedding to Jason Alexander back in 2004.

Right after taking the plunge, we’re told the two “honeymooned” at Vanity nightclub at the Hard Rock Hotel.

If they get divorced, who gets to keep the pop-up porn ad from thedirty? That’s like a mountain of gold. I hope he has a prenup.

And I wonder what his ex thinks? To see more of Nik Richie, click here.

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