The Graduate

kasey01

That’s right, bitches, I’m done with community college (UTSA, same shit). $50 grand later, at a job I probably could have just gotten without a degree. Of course, it looks really good along with my resume (you should see this fucking thing, I made myself out to be a winner).

When I applied for this oil exploration job (controller), I pretty much assumed a degree was required, but I wasn’t done yet. So I put I had a 3.8 GPA (yeah, right). Remember my boss saying, “Wow, you’re really doing well in school.” And I was just chuckling inside. May as well have told him I was Batman, too.

Did you hear my Batman voice, B minus? Fucking A, I nailed it. For a bit I was trying to do the Bane voice, that’s hard to do.

Queen Bee and SPURS FAN, sitting in a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G? Nope, the bitch married Goatee

QUESTION MARK

Rhymed!!! Boom! In any case, this didn’t work out too well. Goatee apparently got jealous I was there. I have to say, this was worse than when Bitchhog’s boyfriend Marvin the Martian (seriously, he looks like Marvin the Martian) went all run-on sentence on me.

Years ago, QB and Goatee broke up (no way) at some point, and she invited me to go out to Houston to visit her. Don’t remember the exact lingo used in the text/invite, but it was something along the lines of, “SPURS FAN, SPURS FAN! My pussy is hungry, and the only thing that is going to satisfy it is your cock!! Come feed it! LOL!! XOXOXXOXO. 🙂 :)”

Sadly, I wasn’t able to make it, but it’s fun to play what-ifs.

Welcome back, really was a great experience, thanks again for all the comments. Site is going to be up a week, should be a good run, think this will be an annual thing.

All great things……………

I’m not even sure I’d recommend watching these, but if you want to, don’t say you weren’t warned. Thanks again for a great 2 years, like I said, I believe two years is enough. Was able to interract with some cool people, and I really appreciate anyone who took the time to comment on the site.