JWoww to release a book

E-mail from Silent B0b: Apparently she’s coming out w/ a book now.

I’m beginning to think Silent B0b has a crush on JWoww. Here, I’ll give you a synopsis of the book even before it’s out:

Ch. 1. Get fake titties
Ch. 2. Act like a total skank, pick fights, talk like a sewer rat and watch a bunch of rubes fall into your trap.
Ch. 3. At this point in the post I’m beginning to wonder if writing it up like a smart ass was worth it. It’s not as if the unfortunate people who follow the site are going to get amnesia and not remember what happened here. It’s not as if I didn’t fall into that bunker. I’m a loser.