Tristan—The Pimp (If a Pimp can be a barback. And dumb. With a lisssp. At 32).

E-mail: What do you think of Tristan?

SPURS FAN says: Well, looks like I am going to call off the truce. This pic was too good to pass up, plus I am running out of pics of the other scum. You know something? This guy reminds me of someone with his stupid hat. Yep, just nailed it, because I guarantee he haunts people in their dreams. At least women. Yeah, Lispy is just like:


You know you see the resemblance.

Trisssssssssstan, no problem dude, at least you have your next Halloween costume set. That’s what I am here for. Now go fetch me a drink to show your thanks, Barkeep.