Relationship advice from Vince Neil


Vince tells Hustler, “We were always fucking other chicks at the studio and backstage… We would take Tommy Lee’s van to a restaurant called Noggles to buy these egg burritos and then rub them on our crotches to cover the smell of the girls we had just fucked. So our dicks smelled of eggs… We would tell our girlfriends, ‘Oh, we dropped the burritos in our laps.’ The girlfriends thought we were a bunch of clumsy slobs. We never thought about going into the restroom and just washing our dicks.”

stupid me, i would have thought to WASH my dick. why didnt i ever think about rubbing food on in instead? vince neil….a man of genius. i wonder what methods cbt used to cover the smell? maybe something to do with a toothless calf?