Coming back soon

Hello, hello. For those of you who still check and see if the site has been brought back, only to have your little hearts crushed, you know, not having free access to one of the world's greatest minds will do that to you. As you can tell, I'm just as kind, compassionate and understanding as ever (was that even possible, you may be asking yourself? Yes, dummy, it is).

Opened up the site the other day to take a trip down memory lane, don't mean to toot my own horn, but toot toot, this was a funny site. Probably had more to do with the commenters than me, but hey, whatever. So I figure that maybe some of you would like to look, too.

I'll open up the site again soon. June 23rd, anniversary. Bring your A-game bitches, I'm wittier than ever.