The first tragedy was me even agreeing to go to this movie. It was amazing how the sheep cackled as the half-wit dialogue and “comedy” were let loose on the screen. Sometimes I think Hollywood plays a joke on people and puts out movies just to have an inside laugh at the simpletons like Oz who lap it up.

due to overwhelming demand (yeah right), heres more facebook finds.

Charlize Theron in a sheer sexy black dresses for the London Premiere of ‘Snow White and The Huntsman’.

dear charlize,

roses are red, violets are blue, if you scream i will shoot you.

update: i added a couple of her nudes.

Shauna Sand photographed in St. Barts having sex with an unidentified man.

i bet thanksgiving is gonna be awk-weird this year at the llameass house.

The South Korean government revealed Monday that it recently seized thousands of capsules filled with the powdered flesh of dead babies. Reportedly, some people believe the powder has medicinal purposes and was created in northeastern China.

South Korea has reportedly been reluctant to criticize China directly over the incident, out of fears of creating diplomatic friction with the country. But the process by which the powder is allegedly created is one of the most disturbing stories imaginable.

According to the Korea Customs Service, the bodies of dead babies are chopped into small pieces and dried on stoves before being turned into powder. The customs officials have refused to say exactly where the babies come from or who is responsible for making the capsules.

Last year, Chinese officials ordered an investigation into the manufacturing of drugs made from dead fetuses or newborn babies. Nonetheless, South Korean officials said in a statement they have discovered 35 smuggling attempts since last August, during which 17,450 capsules labeled as “stamina boosters” were discovered. Rather than containing any inherent medicinal properties, the capsules are said to contain dangerous bacteria and other harmful, unspecified ingredients.

 Amazingly, none of the smugglers have been arrested in the various confiscations because the South Korean customs officials said the amounts of human flesh contained in the capsules were too small and were not intended for direct sale. The smugglers claimed to have no knowledge of the human flesh content, saying they believed the capsules were ordinary stamina-boosting pills.

stamina-boosting pills? meth, meet asia. asia, meet meth.

on a side note: i couldnt find a pic of a dead asian baby, so im just gonna use this one i found on wops adam4adam profile.

I’m gonna go on record in saying she is one of the top 3 hottest bitches in the world today

HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO BITCHES

actual nudes of actual people with social website profiles.

APRIL 25–After her live-in boyfriend repeatedly rebuffed demands to have sex, a Florida woman allegedly attacked the man in their bedroom, chased him out of the house, and broke the windshield on his truck, police report.

Stacey Ann Ortiz, a 34-year-old waitress, was busted on a misdemeanor battery charge following the confrontation last Wednesday morning at the Port St. Lucie residence the couple has shared for the last seven months.

As detailed in a Port St. Lucie Police Department report, Ortiz and her beau, 27, quarreled after returning home from a night of drinking at a pal’s house. While Ortiz sought to have sex, her boyfriend wanted to “lie in bed and watch TV.”

After the victim repeatedly turned down Ortiz’s sex entreaties, matters turned physical, according to police. Ortiz allegedly attacked the victim, who told cops that “in an effort to get away from her he ran down stairs and out the garage.” Ortiz, the victim added, chased after him.

At this point, the man called 911 to report that “his girlfriend was chasing him down the street and was attacking him.” When cops arrived, the victim was “only wearing his underwear” and had a cut on his forehead and several scratches on his chest.

Ortiz, pictured in the above mug shot, told police that she got into a “verbal argument which escalated into a physical argument,” adding that her boyfriend “head butted” her during the dispute. Ortiz–who copped to using a metal mop handle to break the windshield of her boyfriend’s truck–said she chased the victim down the street because she was “mad.” Ortiz, however, declined to discuss what triggered the couple’s argument.

Since cops judged Ortiz the “primary aggressor,” she was collared on a domestic battery charge and booked into the St. Lucie County jail. Free on her own recognizance, Ortiz is scheduled to be arraigned in Circuit Court on May 8.

who can say no to those nike swoosh eyebrows?